Type of Boys to Stay Away From ;)

As I woke up in the morning, brushed my teeth, took a bath, had breakfast and sat on the couch all dressed up neatly to start up with my work. So, since past few days its been like a routine to check mail box in the first place. What I see is a mail from a girl . No personal information disclosed . Had a request though !
Something written on - " Type of Boys to Stay Away from "
Sounds cheesy . At first I thought of sending a humble apology of why this topic can't be written upon . But the sad part is that I couldn't find even one reason , except for the fact that after I have finished writing , it may raise a few eyebrows of my male friends . But then who cares ? ;)
So, it was indeed a very tricky and challenging task to categorize guys in different genres that represent the guys to stay away from or to think twice or thrice before dating them .

1.  The Womanizer 
   Symptoms :-
* Difficult to identify
* Probably most attractive men.
* Have an amazing comfort with woman.
* No-no for commitment , Yes-yes for playing around.

Favorite Dialogue :- I never found a girl of my type. Its been a while since I have met you. Hope it changes soon .

Remedies :-
See, its not your fault if you get attracted and charmed by a guy who possesses all the above mentioned traits. But then, use your Brains ! Most of the girls going around with a guy like this think maybe he'll change now. For me ! * Wink .
Hmm . If you are this confident , you wouldn't be at the moment cross- checking with the mentioned traits. Accept it ! Sure, it may happen that he changes with time. But till then, its better to keep your heart with yourself only and be a little more than friends if you really wanna give it a chance.

2. The Workaholics
This is coincidentally the second " W" . Read on !
Symptoms:-
* Always found working.
* Has time for almost nothing but work.
* His essential things are bought by his mum or maid because......, yes , he has no Time.
* Attracts initially by showing dedication for his work .

Favorite Dialogue :- Work is Worship .

Remedies :-
Dating a working, independent guy is always fun. But if your guy is a workaholic, the case may be totally opposite . You may be a victim of frustration and at times feel jealous of your girlfriends, when their guy brings them flowers or calls them just to wish "Good Morning " ! Stop sympathising with your guy. C'mon! No one in the world is that busy that he can't even talk to you for 20 minutes in a day. Let him love his work and date his office. You girl, deserve a guy who dates you . Isn't it ? ;)

3. The Possessive One 
Symptoms :-
* Dangerous of all.
* Initially start up with pampering. Though with time, all alphabets except "P " . The new word is Pain.
* Control freaks. Want to decide almost everything in your life.
* May turn violent or really angry on revolt.

Favorite Dialogue :- Now that I am with you, I won't ever let you go. Even if it takes crossing the limits or going out of my zone.

Remedies :-
If its just on the starting step , ask your guy to sit down and talk about the problem. A guy is generally of the kind because of two reasons :-
Insecurity
Because of his past ( was cheated or something )
Clear his doubts, and work with him in improving his confidence too.
Still, if the things have reached the verge of violence or uncontrolled anger, just walk out. There's nothing left to hold.

4. Mummy's Boy 
Symptoms :-
* Often talks about introducing you to his mom.
* Shops , eats , sleeps , and does almost every other thing with mom .
* 60 % of his conversations are related to his family, yet again involving his mom.

Favorite Dialogue :- You know baby, I love you. You are just like my mum..... ( starts yet again )

Remedies:-
Tell him, politely he is not the 1st person on the earth to have a loving, caring mother. You too have one. Relax. You have all the time to love and adore her. Discussing about her and your family is also fine, at times. Not Always ! You're with him because of him not his family or his mum. And yes, do tell him that you love his mother too :)

5. No Name Type
Symptoms :-
* Most common kind yet unique in a way.
* Simple yet very complex.
* Have generally the same demand - More than friends , Less than Girlfriends .
* Talk casually about almost everything. Including things that are not casual !
* Mostly are attractive.
* Possess bit of everything that needs to charm a girl.

Favorite Dialogue :- Maybe there is a spark between us. Wanna give it a chance ?

Remedies :-
Well , there is no particular remedy to this one. Go with the flow I would suggest. Such type of guys are observed to be extremists. Either too good , to be bad or too bad in real.
If it works out with them, you are gonna be one happy gal. But if by any chances it doesn't you gonna have a tough time. Be prepared for both the outcomes. That's the best way. Frame your mind accordingly. And if there are any second thoughts , better back off.

Girls please be kind to your guy after reading this . If you're single then Cheers ! You don't need to cross check upon anything .
And boys , hope you don't have a hard time with your chick ;)